Bravo is dancing BEAUTY, CSK haters have a ugly BOOTY.
Mr. Captain cool uses a heavy BAT, CSK haters are really FAT.
Watching CSK game is truly FUN, CSK haters please RUN.
CSK fans are GLAD to love CSK, CSK haters are SAD to see CSK.
Mr. Cricket is our opening STAR, CSK haters drink a black TAR.
FAf du plessis has different TASTE, CSK haters are totally WASTE.
CSK’s ground is in India’s SOUTH, CSK haters shut your MOUTH.
Morkel has no FEAR, CSK haters are in TEAR.
A 3 year Kid: Dad what is IPL? Dad: Beta IPL is a tournament where 8 teams fight to save themselves from the fury of Sir Jadeja!
If ever Rajni sir had to face sir jadeja’s bowling,the battle would be known as CLASH OF THE TITANS
On 17.4.13 no planes landed at delhi airport from 7.30pm till 8.30 as sir jadeja was playing badminton In a nearby farm house.
CSK Team finds it insulting to ask Sir Jadeja to chase down a score with less than 6 an over. They deliberately jack up the RRR to 10 an over before handing it over to Sir Jadeja
One Day God was sitting and he had 2 seats to his left and right which he said he will give to the most Promising Indian Cricketer -
Sachin Came and said – God
I have 100 100′s I’m the highest scorer in both formats..
God Said – okay sit on my Right..
Dhoni Came and Said – God I’m one of the best finishers I captained India to the World Cup Win..God Said – okay sit to my Left..
Yuvraj Came and Said – God I am an aggressive Batsmen and a good bowler. I won man of the Series in World Cup. I have battled Cancer also…
God Said – Great Son sit to my right..
Sehwag came and said – I am the most Aggressive opener and I have 2 Test Triple Hundreds and the highest score in ODI to my name..
God said – Wow.. Sit on the chair on the left..
Then Came Jadeja- God – Say what you want son but all seats are full.. So I can’t
Jadeja – I just came to say that You are sitting on my seat..